A Poem by My 8 year old Home Scholar

Doodles are moodles.
Moodles are poodles.
Poodles are coodles.
What are coodles?

Coodles are wonderful little things;
They are enough to make you sing.

Loodles are woodles.
Woodles are voodles.
Voodles are zoodles.
What are zoodles?

Zoodles are big and stinky and fat;
They are big enough to swallow a cat.

Boodles are foodles.
Foodles are goodles.
Goodles are hoodles.
What are hoodles?

Hoodles are things you say when you say goodbye;
Oh no! Oh no! Just look a the time.

I guess it's time to say goodbye.
Goodbye! said moodles.
Goodbye! said zoodles.
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye, they say.
Goodbye! We have to go away...

TOODLES!